I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!

[SOADINCUBUS]

I'm 14 years old and I have some trouble jackin it, in specific I don't jizz, what am I doing wrong? Yeah I know this is disgusting but I need all of your help. What kind of advice can you give me thanks for your help. Btw, I'm NOT too young, believe me, I have pubes and arm pit hair and all of that. Yes I know this is embarising as hell to me, but I'm probably never going to meet any of you ever. You don't know how much it bothers me. I apreciate your help.
Just wondering does this ever happen to any of you so I don't have to feel like a complete fool?

Sit on your left hand for 5 minutes then wack off.

Don't masturbate you lustful maggot.

[pendrightheloved1]

just, jack off

if it isnt working, keep on doing it, some people take longer than others

Why do you need to whack off? Your sins have taken control of you. They have taken control of all of us.

But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.

[Guerrilla Soldier]

^inspires me to que up billy joel - only the good die young

this is the funniest thing ive read in awhile, thx man....i cant help you with that though, and i doubt anyone here is gonna give you serious advice.....look on the bright side....youll never run out of socks.


edit: you catholic girls start much too late.

[disdaint]

lol.. not long ago me n some mates were stoned n one of my mates admitted to us that he couldnt get a hard on anymore and was gonna have an operation to fix it.. ahh the embarrasment(sp?)

and clintillia.. not all of us are religious.. dont preach. and if masturbation is against your gods laws, its just another reason to turn away from him

[Southernfuel]

Originally posted by disdaint
and clintillia.. not all of us are religious.. dont preach. and if masturbation is against your gods laws, its just another reason to turn away from him

That's an spatula thing to say, I mean just because masturbation is a bad thing to her doesn't mean she should turn away from God.

I'm not Catholic

[disdaint]

Originally posted by Southernfuel

That's an spatula thing to say, I mean just because masturbation is a bad thing to her doesn't mean she should turn away from God.

im not saying that.. im fine with her believing in religion.. but for ME i find religion constricting and primative.

im far from saying masturbation should determine your religous preferences.. sorry if that comment came across wrong

[leprechaun]

Go see a doctor SOADINCUBUS.

Eating is pretty primitive too. Maybe we should stop eating.

[disdaint]

you dont need religion to survive..
weve changed the ways we eat in the past 2000 years. genetically modified foods for example. but we havent changed religiously. the bible is folklore from 2000 years ago.

Well, I think you do.

[Guerrilla Soldier]

Originally posted by Clintillia
I'm not Catholic

is that sarcasm, or you dont know the song?

I know the song and I'm not Catholic.

[jarviss]

Originally posted by Guerrilla Soldier
you catholic girls start much too late.

They say there's a heaven for
those who will wait
Some say it's better but I
say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
than cry with the saints
Sinners are much more fun.................


*sigh*
good times

[Southernfuel]

Originally posted by jarviss


They say there's a heaven for
those who will wait
Some say it's better but I
say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
than cry with the saints
Sinners are much more fun.................


*sigh*
good times

Get back in the kitty litter box.

[Rufiokicksass]

i heard about this on loveline, adam called it the "smokeless gun" this guy would whack off or have sex, true story, then have and orgasm, but nothiing would come out. Dr. Drew said he should get it checked out, but if you dont get the pleasure, whack off for a longer time

[disdaint]

Originally posted by jarviss

I'd rather laugh with the sinners
than cry with the saints

hah thats awesome