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kida · 08-02-2001, 06:16 PM

karate monks

join up today

we are the largest er.........er......... in the world

when we get together we do stuff.........fight club style!!

reply to join leave your age, style of fighting, breast/weiner size and any information about any past clubs/cults

08-02-2001, 06:19 PM

dont forget kids we are fun to be with we do things that all kids like to do we drink

we smoke all sorts of herbs

and we fight

Dunketh · 08-02-2001, 06:20 PM

and plus we all hate pants

Mardy · 08-02-2001, 06:24 PM

Remember: If you kill someone, you are responsible for it!

Should we make some rules?

1: Don't talk about Fight erh Karata Munks
2:Nevermind the first one, we want many members.
3:I'm lost...help!

Over again:

1: Don't talk about Fight erh Karata Munks
2:Nevermind the first one, we want many members.
3:You have to hate Bob Saget. Eventually we'll assasinate him one day.
4: Don't talk about Fight erh Karata Munks (Why do I keep saying that?)
5:Girls are not allowed to wear bra's. (he he)

kida · 08-02-2001, 06:34 PM

i like rule 5 good one

Mardy · 08-02-2001, 06:36 PM

Look I've changed mine "sentence above avatar"
<-----LOOK

Mardy · 08-02-2001, 07:02 PM

C'mon boys and gals! Don't be shy! There's nothing wrong with being beaten up! It's healthy!

Member list so far:

1:Mardy (Chief)
2: Drunkbassist(2nd Chief)
3:Kida (Godfather)
4: Dunketh (5 star general)

kida · 08-02-2001, 07:11 PM

| look in my signature
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V

mamamia! · 08-02-2001, 07:48 PM

[sigh] i might aswell join, what have i got to lose?........well, apart from my dignity [and pants...i'm surprised there wasn't a "no pants" rule actually]

anyway, the stats:
age - old enough to know how to rip a guys bollocks off and eat em.......and old enough to know to marinade the bollocks with "paprika" to make them taste real good.
weiner size - i put my pet donkey to shame....then i beat the donkey around the head with my "weiner" as shame is a sin in my religeon.
fighting style - its a deadly girly-slap/pull hair hybrid that my sensei "mr miagi" taught me inbetween filming for the new blockbuster"the katate granny: the old do more then just wet themselves" film......a classic in the making.

well, am i in?.......i'd better be, or there is gonna be some MAJOR weiner beating coming your way.

Mardy · 08-02-2001, 07:56 PM

ok you might as well be in, but there must be something in your titel and/or singature that show youre an Karate Munk.

About the no pants rule, that's just something Dunketh or Kida came with, I haven't approved it yet, but for them I walk around pantless, so I don't go in trouble. I advice you to do the same, but you decide.

That must be an LARGe wiener.

Oh yeah, Drunkbassist will give you ur rank.

1:Me chief
2: Drunkbassist 2nd chief
3:Kida "godfather"
4: Dunketh 5 star general
5:mamamia!

Want some weed?

08-02-2001, 08:13 PM

mamamia your rank is of private first class in the elite commando force your designation is now km elite troop. you must change it

mamamia! · 08-02-2001, 09:08 PM

.....d*amn you

Mardy · 08-02-2001, 09:15 PM

just type it somewher in ur signature then. You'll loose some respect, and it's not that cool as having it in the titel, but....fnah.

mamamia! · 08-02-2001, 09:28 PM

stuff your crappy fighting club!......i could have one if i wanted, all i have to do is start on an old lady in the street. so therefore i REJECT your club. hahahaha!!!!!

mamamia! · 08-02-2001, 09:29 PM

oh, and guess who the person was who rated the thread...................MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!

mamamia! · 08-02-2001, 09:34 PM

D*AMN, it hasn't been rated.

Mardy · 08-02-2001, 09:47 PM

what is it youre not satisfied with?

08-02-2001, 10:20 PM

im 15, u couldnt measure by dick with six rulers, i fight communist cuban style (dirty), and i can crack walnuts with my asscheeks.

Mardy · 08-02-2001, 10:48 PM

i'm impressed!

You're in! Private First Class, no wait make that to Cournal

1:Me chief
2: Drunkbassist 2nd chief
3:Kida "godfather"
4: Dunketh 5 star general
5:metallikat Cournal

You have to write in your Titel and/or Signature that ure an Karate Munk (look at my titel and at Drunk bassist titel and at Kida's signature)

08-02-2001, 11:25 PM

wow we have 5 members on the first day!!!!!

08-02-2001, 06:16 PM	#1
kida sig nei til buksir Join Date: May 2001 Location: coming soon to a town near you!! Posts: 3,803	recruitments karate monks join up today we are the largest er.........er......... in the world when we get together we do stuff.........fight club style!! reply to join leave your age, style of fighting, breast/weiner size and any information about any past clubs/cults

08-02-2001, 06:24 PM	#4
Mardy Original Karate Monkist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 12,323	Remember: If you kill someone, you are responsible for it! Should we make some rules? 1: Don't talk about Fight erh Karata Munks 2:Nevermind the first one, we want many members. 3:I'm lost...help! Over again: 1: Don't talk about Fight erh Karata Munks 2:Nevermind the first one, we want many members. 3:You have to hate Bob Saget. Eventually we'll assasinate him one day. 4: Don't talk about Fight erh Karata Munks (Why do I keep saying that?) 5:Girls are not allowed to wear bra's. (he he)
	Digging: Battles - Mirrored

08-02-2001, 06:36 PM	#6
Mardy Original Karate Monkist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 12,323	Look I've changed mine "sentence above avatar" <-----LOOK
	Digging: Battles - Mirrored

08-02-2001, 07:02 PM	#7
Mardy Original Karate Monkist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 12,323	C'mon boys and gals! Don't be shy! There's nothing wrong with being beaten up! It's healthy! Member list so far: 1:Mardy (Chief) 2: Drunkbassist(2nd Chief) 3:Kida (Godfather) 4: Dunketh (5 star general)
	Digging: Battles - Mirrored

08-02-2001, 07:56 PM	#10
Mardy Original Karate Monkist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 12,323	ok you might as well be in, but there must be something in your titel and/or singature that show youre an Karate Munk. About the no pants rule, that's just something Dunketh or Kida came with, I haven't approved it yet, but for them I walk around pantless, so I don't go in trouble. I advice you to do the same, but you decide. That must be an LARGe wiener. Oh yeah, Drunkbassist will give you ur rank. 1:Me chief 2: Drunkbassist 2nd chief 3:Kida "godfather" 4: Dunketh 5 star general 5:mamamia! Want some weed? Last edited by Mardy; 08-02-2001 at 07:59 PM.
	Digging: Battles - Mirrored

08-02-2001, 06:19 PM	#2
drunkbassist Guest Posts: n/a	dont forget kids we are fun to be with we do things that all kids like to do we drink we smoke all sorts of herbs and we fight

08-02-2001, 06:20 PM	#3
Dunketh It's that **** Tuba!!! Join Date: May 2001 Location: England, somewhere Posts: 1,118	and plus we all hate pants

08-02-2001, 06:34 PM	#5
kida sig nei til buksir Join Date: May 2001 Location: coming soon to a town near you!! Posts: 3,803	i like rule 5 good one

08-02-2001, 07:11 PM	#8
kida sig nei til buksir Join Date: May 2001 Location: coming soon to a town near you!! Posts: 3,803	\| look in my signature \| \| V

08-02-2001, 07:48 PM	#9
mamamia! The collective Judas Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: england Posts: 449	[sigh] i might aswell join, what have i got to lose?........well, apart from my dignity [and pants...i'm surprised there wasn't a "no pants" rule actually] anyway, the stats: age - old enough to know how to rip a guys bollocks off and eat em.......and old enough to know to marinade the bollocks with "paprika" to make them taste real good. weiner size - i put my pet donkey to shame....then i beat the donkey around the head with my "weiner" as shame is a sin in my religeon. fighting style - its a deadly girly-slap/pull hair hybrid that my sensei "mr miagi" taught me inbetween filming for the new blockbuster"the katate granny: the old do more then just wet themselves" film......a classic in the making. well, am i in?.......i'd better be, or there is gonna be some MAJOR weiner beating coming your way.

08-02-2001, 08:13 PM	#11
drunkbassist Guest Posts: n/a	mamamia your rank is of private first class in the elite commando force your designation is now km elite troop. you must change it

08-02-2001, 09:08 PM	#12
mamamia! The collective Judas Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: england Posts: 449	.....d*amn you

08-02-2001, 09:15 PM	#13
Mardy Original Karate Monkist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 12,323	just type it somewher in ur signature then. You'll loose some respect, and it's not that cool as having it in the titel, but....fnah.
	Digging: Battles - Mirrored

08-02-2001, 09:28 PM	#14
mamamia! The collective Judas Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: england Posts: 449	stuff your crappy fighting club!......i could have one if i wanted, all i have to do is start on an old lady in the street. so therefore i REJECT your club. hahahaha!!!!!

08-02-2001, 09:29 PM	#15
mamamia! The collective Judas Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: england Posts: 449	oh, and guess who the person was who rated the thread...................MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!

08-02-2001, 09:34 PM	#16
mamamia! The collective Judas Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: england Posts: 449	D*AMN, it hasn't been rated.

08-02-2001, 09:47 PM	#17
Mardy Original Karate Monkist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 12,323	what is it youre not satisfied with?
	Digging: Battles - Mirrored

08-02-2001, 10:20 PM	#18
metallikat Guest Posts: n/a	im 15, u couldnt measure by dick with six rulers, i fight communist cuban style (dirty), and i can crack walnuts with my asscheeks.

08-02-2001, 10:48 PM	#19
Mardy Original Karate Monkist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 12,323	i'm impressed! You're in! Private First Class, no wait make that to Cournal 1:Me chief 2: Drunkbassist 2nd chief 3:Kida "godfather" 4: Dunketh 5 star general 5:metallikat Cournal You have to write in your Titel and/or Signature that ure an Karate Munk (look at my titel and at Drunk bassist titel and at Kida's signature)
	Digging: Battles - Mirrored

08-02-2001, 11:25 PM	#20
drunkbassist Guest Posts: n/a	wow we have 5 members on the first day!!!!!

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