MX Super Episode part 5: Are You Ready To Prog?!

fattymattk · 03-31-2004, 11:36 AM

make sure you've read [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166565] part 1[/url], [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166765] part 2[/url], [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=167006]part 3[/url] and [url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=167423&page=1&pp=20]part 4[/url] before you read this one

*meanwhile*

cods: so now what are we going to do?

ikikdababy: watch the lost episode of babylon 5, of course

cods: my place or yours?

ikikdababy: mine. I have popcorn.

cods: we should have a party

ikikdababy: who should we invite?

nacho: me?

ikikdababy: sure

jesus: can I come too?

nacho: jesus?!

ikikdababy: yeah, sure Jesus. You can come too, I guess.

jesus: sweet. Can my dad come too?

ikikdababy: No. We're trying to keep this Babylon 5 party cool.

pendrigh:/me comes from around the corner

eccles:/me follows pendrigh

pendrigh: cods! Thank God we found you!

jesus: you could thank Him in person if ikik would let me invite Him :bitter:

cods: how can I help you?

pendrigh: eccles has warts on his ****. We need you to help remove them.

cods: ahh, I'm an expert at that. It might be a little bloody though.

pendrigh: so will you help us?

cods: well, on one condition.

pendrigh: what is it?

cods: you must let me take pictures for the wart pr0n site that I am starting.

pendrigh: deal

eccles: but-

pendrigh: deal

cods: ok, just let me get my wart removal kit

cods:/me pulls out razor blade from his ***

cods: ok, here we go

eccles: I think I'm starting to have second thoughts

pendrigh: what? That's crazy, I never even allowed you to have initial thoughts.

cods: stay still, this is going to hurt.

eccles: :'(

cods:

blood:/me lands on the camera lens, preventing the rest of the scene from being viewed

*meanwhile*

Jizzmaster: ok, we're here

fattymattk:/me is masturbating

fattymattk: ok

Jizzmaster: aren't you excited?

fattymattk: does it like look I'm excited?

fattymattk:/me continues masturbating

Jizzmaster: ok, well.. .yeah. Let's go.

fattymattk: ok.

fattymattk and Jizzmaster:/me get out of car

fattymattk: would you mind carrying my luggage for me?

fattymattk:/me is still masturbating

Jizzmaster: you don't have any luggage

fattymattk: oh yeah

Jizzmaster: let's go

fattymattk and Jizzmaster:/me walk up the driveway

fattymattk:/me is still masturbating

Jizzmaster:/me knocks on the door

Jizzmaster: hmmm, it doesn't seem like she's answering. Maybe she's naked and is too embarrassed to answer the door nude

fattymattk:/me masturbates faster

Jizzmaster: well, since the door is conveniently unlocked, we might as well just walk in.

fattymttk: ok

Jizzmaster: ok, her room is just upstairs. Follow me

fattymattk:/me follows while masturbating

Jizzmaster: ok, here's her room, just walk in.

fattymattk: :grin:

fattymattk:/me walks in room

Jizzmaster:/me closes the door and locks it

a big black man:/me is lying naked on the bed

fattymattk: /me stops masturbating but spooges anyway

fattymattk: dammit, I just got served

*fade to black*

*meanwhile*

mx: ok, today's the big day. Time to fly down to California, and participate in the battle of the bands

big69: can't we take a bus?

mx: we have to be there today

big69:

litnin: how are we getting to the airport?

mx: oh, we don't need to go to the airport /me pushes button on vb admin control panel

Tab Talk forum:/me transforms into a runway with mx's private jet on it

mx: let's go /me puts on sunglasses

whole band minus eggo:/me also puts on sunglasses and begins walking towards jet

eggo:/me puts on emo glasses

band:

eggo: what? they're prescription.

*meanwhile*

cods: eccles, wake up. It's over. You're going to be alright.

eccles: huh?

cods: the operation went great

eccles: operation?

cods: yeah, remember? We had to remove the warts from your wang.

eccles: oh yeah /me looks down at wang

wang:/me is wrapped up in bandages

eccles: can it be taken off yet?

cods: yes, I think it's time.

cods: /me begins unraveling bandage

eccles:/me sweats

cods:/me gasps

eccles: what is it?

cods:/me hands eccles a mirror

eccles: /me looks

eccles: wtf

cods: sry

eccles: u cut off my 4skin d00d

cods: i got caried away

eccles: NOW HOW WILL I EVER WIN!!!1 NO GIRL IS GOING TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A FORESKINLESS FREAK!

cods: actually, you're wrong

eccles: oh, ok

cods: go to Boston. That's where Alex is.

eccles: why can't I go after nissy j?

cods: I have received word from an anonymous source that fattymattk is already there. Alex is your best hope.

eccles: anonymous source?

a frog:/me hops out of cods' butt

cods: I'd like you to meet my husband.

eccles: huh? isn't gay marriage wrong?

cods: Not really. The hardest part was getting PETA's permission.

eccles: well, I'd really love to stay here for a threesome, but I have to be making my way towards Boston now.

cods: ok

*meanwhile*

fattymattk:/me is sodomized

black man:/me enjoys

nissyj:/me walks into the room with two bodyguards on either side

nissyj: ahh, fattymattk. I'm glad you could make it.

fattymattk: what have you done? /me farts blood

nissyj: do you really think I'd be stupid enough to fall victim to your plans? I was ready for you. So was Bubba.

Bubba:/me cleans **** off on fattymattk's face

fattymattk: but :'(

nissyj: I hope you've learned your lesson

fattymattk: I sure have!

nissyj: good, now come to bed with me.

fattymattk: what

nissyj: I can't let eccles win, now can I?

fattymattk: tru dat

SPITS:/crawls out of Bubba's pants

SPITS: well, it seems like we're going to round 7, folks! Matt has managed to tie this at 3 girls a piece. With only Alex remaining, this is surely going to be an exciting climax to this competition.

*meanwhile*

alex:/me knocks on door

maveryck: hello?

alex: can I stay at your place? I have to hide from fattymattk and eccles.

maveryck:/me looks at gender

maveryck: deal

alex: they think I'm in Boston (a)

*meanwhile*

fattymattk:/me flies to Boston

*meanwhile*

eccles:/me flies to Boston

*meanwhile*

the band + mx:/me arrives in California

mx: you guys ready?

litnin: do we have time to stop for some ice cream first?

mx: I guess so.

the band: /me eats ice cream

mx: ok, let's go

the band: /me arrives at battle of the bands

battle of the band organizer: band name?

mx: musicianforums.com

botbo: ok, you're just in time. You're on next.

some socal pop punk band:/me is rocking out on C5.

crowd:/me cheers

mx: ok, you're on guys. Good luck!

the band: ughhhhhh. Too much ice cream.

mx: what

litnin: I don't think we can go on. Our tummies hurt.

mx: failure. is not an option.

eggo:/me s[font=]h[/font]its pants

mx: god, that reeks

botbo: are you guys going on or not?

mx: yes. Come on guys. I know you can do it.

the band:/me wanders on stage

sadistic monkey: eric, I don't want to say it

litnin: say it

sadistic monkey:

/me grabs the microphone

sadistic monkey: ARE YOU READY TO PROG?!1

audience (all wearing stuff from hot topic):

sadistic monkey: i said.. ARE YOU READY TO PROG?!?!?!?

random guy from audience: u suck

random guy #2: nacho, close this

big69:/me plays riff to start the song off

director: ok, so here's the dilemma: should we show the entire song? I mean, it'd be cool, like School Of Rock kind of cool, but we're already getting tight on time.

producer: well, what are our other options?

director: we could simply go find out what matt and/or eccles are up to, and then cut back when the band is finished the song

producer: I don't know. I think it'd be fun to watch the band play

director: well, actually, the band can't play the song that they wrote. We had to call in Dream Theater to record it for the soundtrack

producer: can't they just pretend to play? No one will be able to tell if they're not actually playing it.

director: I don't know, I think we'll save a lot of work if we just cut to another scene while the band plays

producer: well, the song's over now anyway

the band:/me is ringing out

audience:/me boos

big69: they didn't like our song :'(

litnin: impossible.

eggo: I told you my solo should have been longer

litnin: well, I've hoped we've all learned our lesson. Ice cream + prog = fail.

audience:/me continues booing

mx: QUICK, GET ON THE JET!

mx:/me steals prize money

the band:/me runs for the jet

audience:/me chases

double bass jim and big69:/me body checks people out of the way

eggo:/me swings guitar at random guy

litnin: wtf did you do that for?

eggo: sorry

the band:/me makes it onto the jet

mx:/me is almost there

pilot:/me starts the engine

jet:/me starts moving down the runway

mx:/me dives in through window as jet takes off

California punk scene:/me shakes their fists at the jet flying away

tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion

edit:

exciting conclusion = [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2908917#post2908917]this link[/url]

chumpradio · 03-31-2004, 11:38 AM

Great episode, I can't wait until tomorrow

crazy_liddo_gurl · 03-31-2004, 11:50 AM

Can I be in the conclusion? please?

Esp Griffyn · 03-31-2004, 11:58 AM

the conclusion so soon?

Left Face Down · 03-31-2004, 12:00 PM

ummmm....

*Goes back to calculus

***joshmay*** · 03-31-2004, 01:07 PM

wonderful.

Quote:

random guy from audience: u suck

random guy #2: nacho, close this

i loved that.

brycey · 03-31-2004, 01:16 PM

That was great man.

Include me in the conclusion!

Anomie · 03-31-2004, 01:18 PM

heheheh not as funny as the others but... i look forward to part 6

Volkert314 · 03-31-2004, 01:22 PM

I loved the part about some random guy: Nacho, close this!!

And...

***still stands in front of Fatty to be in the next episode***

Raiven · 03-31-2004, 01:22 PM

That was awesome well done

Kif · 03-31-2004, 01:24 PM

I doubt anyone who asks will be in the conclusion because I think he has already wrote them all.

But if you ever have the episode go to the UK I'm open for parts

Dante's Inferno (Thy Cursed) · 03-31-2004, 01:25 PM

that was awesome Matt

/drives bus

dans107 · 03-31-2004, 01:34 PM

Quote:

eggo:/me swings guitar at random guy

litnin: wtf did you do that for?

eggo: sorry

Include me in the conclusion! /me acts live everyone else

Dan

Volkert314 · 03-31-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cky2kendall_the_third

I doubt anyone who asks will be in the conclusion because I think he has already wrote them all.

But if you ever have the episode go to the UK I'm open for parts

Probablly, but that doesn't mean I can't be a pest about getting in

***superpeer*** · 03-31-2004, 01:39 PM

Wonderful.

03-31-2004, 01:49 PM

that was great.

/me looks forward to conclusion
/me wants to be in episoe
/me realizes it wont happen
/me is upset.

PDWAB · 03-31-2004, 02:21 PM

Oh crap, who's going to bang alex????

03-31-2004, 02:36 PM

That rocked

Drummer300btx · 03-31-2004, 02:52 PM

pendrigh: cods! Thank God we found you!

jesus: you could thank Him in person if ikik would let me invite Him :bitter:
clever!

blood:/me lands on the camera lens, preventing the rest of the scene from being viewed

eggo:/me puts on emo glasses

band:

eggo: what? they're prescription.

cods: I have received word from an anonymous source that fattymattk is already there. Alex is your best hope.

refl priceless

SPITS:/crawls out of Bubba's pants

beauty!

random guy #2: nacho, close this

eggo:/me swings guitar at random guy

litnin: wtf did you do that for?

eggo: sorry

absolute wonder matt. this one is better than 3 and 4

Justin · 03-31-2004, 02:55 PM

eh dammit! i'm going to europe tomorrow and wont see conclusion.

03-31-2004, 11:36 AM	#1
fattymattk 1 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: 1 Posts: 136	MX Super Episode part 5: Are You Ready To Prog?! make sure you've read [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166565] part 1[/url], [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166765] part 2[/url], [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=167006]part 3[/url] and [url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=167423&page=1&pp=20]part 4[/url] before you read this one meanwhile cods: so now what are we going to do? ikikdababy: watch the lost episode of babylon 5, of course cods: my place or yours? ikikdababy: mine. I have popcorn. cods: we should have a party ikikdababy: who should we invite? nacho: me? ikikdababy: sure jesus: can I come too? nacho: jesus?! ikikdababy: yeah, sure Jesus. You can come too, I guess. jesus: sweet. Can my dad come too? ikikdababy: No. We're trying to keep this Babylon 5 party cool. pendrigh:/me comes from around the corner eccles:/me follows pendrigh pendrigh: cods! Thank God we found you! jesus: you could thank Him in person if ikik would let me invite Him :bitter: cods: how can I help you? pendrigh: eccles has warts on his ***. We need you to help remove them. cods: ahh, I'm an expert at that. It might be a little bloody though. pendrigh: so will you help us? cods: well, on one condition. pendrigh: what is it? cods: you must let me take pictures for the wart pr0n site that I am starting. pendrigh: deal eccles: but- pendrigh: deal* cods: ok, just let me get my wart removal kit cods:/me pulls out razor blade from his *** cods: ok, here we go eccles: I think I'm starting to have second thoughts pendrigh: what? That's crazy, I never even allowed you to have initial thoughts. cods: stay still, this is going to hurt. eccles: :'( cods: blood:/me lands on the camera lens, preventing the rest of the scene from being viewed meanwhile Jizzmaster: ok, we're here fattymattk:/me is masturbating fattymattk: ok Jizzmaster: aren't you excited? fattymattk: does it like look I'm excited? fattymattk:/me continues masturbating Jizzmaster: ok, well.. .yeah. Let's go. fattymattk: ok. fattymattk and Jizzmaster:/me get out of car fattymattk: would you mind carrying my luggage for me? fattymattk:/me is still masturbating Jizzmaster: you don't have any luggage fattymattk: oh yeah Jizzmaster: let's go fattymattk and Jizzmaster:/me walk up the driveway fattymattk:/me is still masturbating Jizzmaster:/me knocks on the door Jizzmaster: hmmm, it doesn't seem like she's answering. Maybe she's naked and is too embarrassed to answer the door nude fattymattk:/me masturbates faster Jizzmaster: well, since the door is conveniently unlocked, we might as well just walk in. fattymttk: ok Jizzmaster: ok, her room is just upstairs. Follow me fattymattk:/me follows while masturbating Jizzmaster: ok, here's her room, just walk in. fattymattk: :grin: fattymattk:/me walks in room Jizzmaster:/me closes the door and locks it a big black man:/me is lying naked on the bed fattymattk: /me stops masturbating but spooges anyway fattymattk: dammit, I just got served fade to black meanwhile mx: ok, today's the big day. Time to fly down to California, and participate in the battle of the bands big69: can't we take a bus? mx: we have to be there today big69: litnin: how are we getting to the airport? mx: oh, we don't need to go to the airport /me pushes button on vb admin control panel Tab Talk forum:/me transforms into a runway with mx's private jet on it mx: let's go /me puts on sunglasses whole band minus eggo:/me also puts on sunglasses and begins walking towards jet eggo:/me puts on emo glasses band: eggo: what? they're prescription. meanwhile cods: eccles, wake up. It's over. You're going to be alright. eccles: huh? cods: the operation went great eccles: operation? cods: yeah, remember? We had to remove the warts from your wang. eccles: oh yeah /me looks down at wang wang:/me is wrapped up in bandages eccles: can it be taken off yet? cods: yes, I think it's time. cods: /me begins unraveling bandage eccles:/me sweats cods:/me gasps eccles: what is it? cods:/me hands eccles a mirror eccles: /me looks eccles: wtf cods: sry eccles: u cut off my 4skin d00d cods: i got caried away eccles: NOW HOW WILL I EVER WIN!!!1 NO GIRL IS GOING TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A FORESKINLESS FREAK! cods: actually, you're wrong eccles: oh, ok cods: go to Boston. That's where Alex is. eccles: why can't I go after nissy j? cods: I have received word from an anonymous source that fattymattk is already there. Alex is your best hope. eccles: anonymous source? a frog:/me hops out of cods' butt cods: I'd like you to meet my husband. eccles: huh? isn't gay marriage wrong? cods: Not really. The hardest part was getting PETA's permission. eccles: well, I'd really love to stay here for a threesome, but I have to be making my way towards Boston now. cods: ok meanwhile fattymattk:/me is sodomized black man:/me enjoys nissyj:/me walks into the room with two bodyguards on either side nissyj: ahh, fattymattk. I'm glad you could make it. fattymattk: what have you done? /me farts blood nissyj: do you really think I'd be stupid enough to fall victim to your plans? I was ready for you. So was Bubba. Bubba:/me cleans **** off on fattymattk's face fattymattk: but :'( nissyj: I hope you've learned your lesson fattymattk: I sure have! nissyj: good, now come to bed with me. fattymattk: what nissyj: I can't let eccles win, now can I? fattymattk: tru dat SPITS:/crawls out of Bubba's pants SPITS: well, it seems like we're going to round 7, folks! Matt has managed to tie this at 3 girls a piece. With only Alex remaining, this is surely going to be an exciting climax to this competition. meanwhile alex:/me knocks on door maveryck: hello? alex: can I stay at your place? I have to hide from fattymattk and eccles. maveryck:/me looks at gender maveryck: deal alex: they think I'm in Boston (a) meanwhile fattymattk:/me flies to Boston meanwhile eccles:/me flies to Boston meanwhile the band + mx:/me arrives in California mx: you guys ready? litnin: do we have time to stop for some ice cream first? mx: I guess so. the band: /me eats ice cream mx: ok, let's go the band: /me arrives at battle of the bands battle of the band organizer: band name? mx: musicianforums.com botbo: ok, you're just in time. You're on next. some socal pop punk band:/me is rocking out on C5. crowd:/me cheers mx: ok, you're on guys. Good luck! the band: ughhhhhh. Too much ice cream. mx: what litnin: I don't think we can go on. Our tummies hurt. mx: failure. is not an option. eggo:/me s[font=]h[/font]its pants mx: god, that reeks botbo: are you guys going on or not? mx: yes. Come on guys. I know you can do it. the band:/me wanders on stage sadistic monkey: eric, I don't want to say it litnin: say it sadistic monkey: /me grabs the microphone sadistic monkey: ARE YOU READY TO PROG?!1 audience (all wearing stuff from hot topic): sadistic monkey: i said.. ARE YOU READY TO PROG?!?!?!? random guy from audience: u suck random guy #2: nacho, close this big69:/me plays riff to start the song off director: ok, so here's the dilemma: should we show the entire song? I mean, it'd be cool, like School Of Rock kind of cool, but we're already getting tight on time. producer: well, what are our other options? director: we could simply go find out what matt and/or eccles are up to, and then cut back when the band is finished the song producer: I don't know. I think it'd be fun to watch the band play director: well, actually, the band can't play the song that they wrote. We had to call in Dream Theater to record it for the soundtrack producer: can't they just pretend to play? No one will be able to tell if they're not actually playing it. director: I don't know, I think we'll save a lot of work if we just cut to another scene while the band plays producer: well, the song's over now anyway the band:/me is ringing out audience:/me boos big69: they didn't like our song :'( litnin: impossible. eggo: I told you my solo should have been longer litnin: well, I've hoped we've all learned our lesson. Ice cream + prog = fail. audience:/me continues booing mx: QUICK, GET ON THE JET! mx:/me steals prize money the band:/me runs for the jet audience:/me chases double bass jim and big69:/me body checks people out of the way eggo:/me swings guitar at random guy litnin: wtf did you do that for? eggo: sorry the band:/me makes it onto the jet mx:/me is almost there pilot:/me starts the engine jet:/me starts moving down the runway mx:/me dives in through window as jet takes off California punk scene:/me shakes their fists at the jet flying away tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion edit: exciting conclusion = [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2908917#post2908917]this link[/url] Last edited by fattymattk; 04-02-2004 at 10:55 AM.

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03-31-2004, 11:38 AM	#2
chumpradio manbearpig. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Southport, UK Posts: 8,351	Great episode, I can't wait until tomorrow

03-31-2004, 11:50 AM	#3
crazy_liddo_gurl gone. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ontario,Canada.... Posts: 952	Can I be in the conclusion? please?

03-31-2004, 11:58 AM	#4
Esp Griffyn Time is the Enemy Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Indra Bridge Posts: 24,222	the conclusion so soon?

03-31-2004, 12:00 PM	#5
Left Face Down Ibanez Loving Freak Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Kuppuku suru tenka Posts: 69,666 Posts: 11,513	ummmm.... *Goes back to calculus

03-31-2004, 01:16 PM	#7
brycey "Fat Mike is God!" Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 10,254	That was great man. Include me in the conclusion!

03-31-2004, 01:18 PM	#8
Anomie Too good for an avatar Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003	heheheh not as funny as the others but... i look forward to part 6

03-31-2004, 01:22 PM	#9
Volkert314 Back Again.... Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: PA Posts: 2,430	I loved the part about some random guy: Nacho, close this!! And... *still stands in front of Fatty to be in the next episode*

03-31-2004, 01:22 PM	#10
Raiven Peacemaker Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,894	That was awesome well done

03-31-2004, 01:24 PM	#11
Kif i dont need no damn title Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lincoln, UK Posts: 34,791	I doubt anyone who asks will be in the conclusion because I think he has already wrote them all. But if you ever have the episode go to the UK I'm open for parts

03-31-2004, 01:25 PM	#12
Dante's Inferno (Thy Cursed) Plutus holds thy key Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Enter the sixth circle of barren land and flames. Passing through the gate of Dis, the furies scream her name. Belching forth in agony, invoking her to rise. The spirit's rage consuming us, the evil in their cries. Posts: 360	that was awesome Matt /drives bus

03-31-2004, 01:39 PM	#15
*superpeer* thank god f♥r little girl Supermod Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Belgium Posts: 28,667	Wonderful.

03-31-2004, 01:49 PM	#16
Tails Guest Posts: n/a	that was great. /me looks forward to conclusion /me wants to be in episoe /me realizes it wont happen /me is upset.

03-31-2004, 02:21 PM	#17
PDWAB Rock It Out Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: University of Washington Posts: 18,041	Oh crap, who's going to bang alex????

03-31-2004, 02:52 PM	#19
Drummer300btx and electric bass guitar Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Michigan, the USA Posts: 5,447	pendrigh: cods! Thank God we found you! jesus: you could thank Him in person if ikik would let me invite Him :bitter: clever! blood:/me lands on the camera lens, preventing the rest of the scene from being viewed eggo:/me puts on emo glasses band: eggo: what? they're prescription. cods: I have received word from an anonymous source that fattymattk is already there. Alex is your best hope. refl priceless SPITS:/crawls out of Bubba's pants beauty! random guy #2: nacho, close this eggo:/me swings guitar at random guy litnin: wtf did you do that for? eggo: sorry absolute wonder matt. this one is better than 3 and 4

03-31-2004, 02:55 PM	#20
Justin what the hell is going on Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vallis Marineris Posts: 14,153	eh dammit! i'm going to europe tomorrow and wont see conclusion.