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03-29-2004, 12:53 PM
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MX Super Episode Part 3: Nuts
note: if you haven't read the [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166565]first part[/url] or the [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166765]second part[/url] then you have a lot of work to catch up on before you read this part
eccles:/me arrives at HAB's house, and dismounts from horse HAB:/me sees eccles coming and hides under the bed eccles:/me does back flip and kicks the front door open eccles:/me takes a kung fu-like stance cat:/me wakes up, yawns, and slowly walks across the hall eccles:/me acts instinctively and gives the cat a swift karate chop to the back of the neck cat:/me dies eccles' adrenaline:/me is pumped eccles' face:/me gets all sweaty HAB:/me hides under bed in terror eccles:/me sprints up the stairs eccles:/me looks back and forth quickly once the stairs have been ascended eccles:/me proceeds to run towards HAB's bedroom eccles:/me stops in front of the door, and gives it a kick so that it swings open loudly the door:/me was already halfway opened eccles: ahh, so we meet again HAB: what? we haven't met befo- eccles: I see this time you've come prepared... eccles: /me points to HAB's belt eccles: ...but I'll have you know that I'm getting pretty good at undoing belt buckles now. Really, I'm taking classes, and my teacher said I'm improving a lot, and I got a pretty good mark on my oral presentation, and- HAB: steven, there's something I must tell you eccles: what? HAB: my dad is behind you! eccles:/me turns around HAB:/me kicks eccles in the back of the head eccles:/me falls unconscious. HAB: that was a close one HAB's dad: yeah, it sure was SPITS:/me walks out from HAB's closet SPITS: oh my... eccles had an easy opportunity to regain the lead, but he blew it (and in a totally different way than when he orgasmed before go rators could get his belt buckle undone that one time). The competition remains tied, but it seems as if fattymattk might have a second opportunity coming up very shortly. Let's watch! *scene switches to British Columbia, Canada* fattymattk:/me takes a break to get some pie pie salesman: so, you want some pie? fattymattk: indeed, my good man pie salesman: this one here is nice and fresh fattymattk: I'll take it pie salesman:/me sells fattymattk:/me eats while watching an airplane scene:/me ends me:/me set everyone up for what they thought would be a good joke, and then totally just ended the scene with randomness, leaving everyone wondering whether there was actually a joke in the scene or not *meanwhile* the band:/me eats ice cream sadistic monkey: do you guys ever think that mx is just feeding us ice cream so that we will get fat? And then when we're fat enough, he'll cook us and eat us? big69: stfu big69:/me steals sadistic monkey's ice cream sadistic monkey: :'( *meanwhile* fattymattk:/me knocks on the door mickey:/me opens door fattymattk: oops, wrong door mickey:/me no worrieth :gay: fattymattk:/me knocks on sam's door inside me:/me opens door inside me: matt! fattymattk: 'tis I. Your knight in shining armour. Your saviour from an unfulfilling life of meaningless affairs. Your hero, your lover, yours. Oh, and I brought anal beads. inside me: matt, get in my room right now! fattymattk: :grin: inside me:/me pushes matt into room fattymattk: :gri-  a bunch of cops:/me are standing in inside me's room head cop: you're under arrest for planning to have sex with a minor fattymattk: sam is 19 cops: sh[font=]i[/font]t /me leaves fattymattk: that was a mean trick you tried to play on me sam, telling the cops that I was going to rape you. inside me: statuary was the worst adjective I could have used  fattymattk: and now that they're gone, and think that nothing illegal is going to happen, it's time to get naked inside me: it's only illegal if I'm unwilling fattymattk: are you? inside me: nah, this'll be cool fattymattk: ok, let's get down to business SPITS:/me crawls out from under the rug SPITS: well folks, it looks like matt has taken the lead. Eccles is going to have a tough time coming back from this deficit, especially since he's unconscious. But matt does have a history of fu[font=]c[/font]king things up, so this could still go either way. *meanwhile* eccles:/me comes out of unconsciousness eccles: where am I? HAB: in my basement eccles: why? HAB: you tried to rape me eccles: oh yeah HAB: we're keeping you here until the squirrels that my dad ordered are imported eccles: why squirrels? HAB: they're going to eat your nuts eccles: harsh, but fair HAB: they should be here this afternoon eccles: can't we work this out? HAB: and how do you suggest we do that? eccles: well, let's make a deal... HAB: I'm listening eccles: ok, how about you call the whole squirrel thing off, and in exchange for that, I'll give you hardcore sex? HAB: eccles, that makes no... eccles:/me drops pants HAB: sense at... all... and yet... I can't resist...the girth! HAB:/me bends over eccles:/me f[font=]u[/font]cks HAB:/me enjoys SPITS: and there you have it! Eccles has managed to tie the game at 2 girls apiece. Anti kimi, nissy j, and alex are the only girls who remain untouched. We now break for intermission, so please stay tuned for our half time show. [half time show] Bigbadboodoodaddy:/me flashes nipple [/half time show] anti kimi: wake up, babe, it's time to do it again litnin: ugh, not now, I need to do some php scripting anti kimi: please?? litnin: alright anti kimi: eric!!! That was not my omnibus! litnin: (a) *meanwhile* cods:/me is hiding behind a bush cods: I hope he doesn't see me mysterious figure: come out, come out, wherever you are cods: no mysterious figure: cods, it's a friend. There's nothing to fear. cods: yes there is, everyone hates me now. You could be nothing except an enemy. mysterious figure: seriously though, where are you? cods: behind the bush mysterious figure:/me pees in your butt and punches your face cods: ikikdababy?! ikikdababy: yes, it is I cods: what are you doing here? ikikdababy: I'm on a quest cods: what kind of quest? ikikdababy: to find the lost episode of babylon 5. cods: :-/ ikikdababy: I've seen all of them, except that one. In fact, I'm not sure if it even exists, but I will not rest until I either find it, or die trying. cods: so if you spend your whole life searching for something that doesn't exist, your life will be a complete waste of time. ikikdababy: but what if it does exist, and I don't even bother trying to find it? I can't take that risk. cods: well, do you need any help? ikikdababy: sure! cods: ok, where should we start? ikikdababy: in zerokewl's bedroom cods: why there? ikikdababy: earlier, I spun a globe, closed my eyes, and randomly stopped it with my finger. My finger was exactly on zerokewl's bedroom. cods: oh *meanwhile* fattymattk:/meets up with looozer looozer: ok matt, you're doing really good. Only nissy, kimi, and alex remain. Eccles is getting tired. He's not used to such long matches. You have endurance, Matt. You can win this thing. fattymattk: I've been searching for one of the girls for 3 hours now! I can't find any. I'm going to give up. looozer: the world is a big place, matt. Keep looking. fattymattk: you think I should leave North America? looozer: that's exactly what I think. fattymattk: I don't have a passport or anything. looozer: meh, such matters are insignificant in comedies such as this fattymattk: ok then. It's time. fattymattk:/me puts mouth guard back in looozer: good luck, matt. Don't worry, I'll throw the towel in if I feel you're in any danger. fattymattk: they're only girls looozer: yeah, but you have testicles, and a dangerous affinity with flaunting them where they don't belong. fattymattk: ahh yes, the kicking. *meanwhile* eccles: I don't know man, going to America seems kind of risky. I might be shot or something. pendrigh: but dude, I have received word from an anonymous source that anti kim is hiding out in eric's room eccles: his real one, or the one in the mx mansion? pendrigh: the one in the mansion, otherwise he wouldn't be able to play with the mx band eccles: then I guess I shouldn't be so nervous about going to America to find anti kimi, since I've supposedly lived a portion of my life in the mx mansion where I have to go to find her. pendrigh: yeah, well we still got a gun joke in, sort of. eccles: so, you're sure that anti kimi is there? If I travel all that way for nothing, it will be a huge waste of time. pendrigh:/me is eating a chocolate bar eccles: pendrigh? pendrigh: huh? what were we talking about again? eccles:/me looks at pendrigh seriously pendrigh: pendrigh: yes, I am sure that she is there. My anonymous source is very reliable. Asians hardly ever lie. Especially Han. ihadrickets: /lies eccles: wtf *meanwhile* litnin:/me walks into band practice  the band: big69: you did her, didn't you? litnin: twice, the second time in the butt the band: double bass jim: how come you have a black eye? litnin: she didn't like it much the second time whats a glove: it's like taking a sh[font=]i[/font]t backwards litnin: nah, it's more like having gay sex with a girl whats a glove: I meant from the girl's perspective litnin: oh plexiglass: so should we practice our song again? sadistic monkey: nah, I think we got it. Let's eat ice cream instead. double bass jim: agreed the band:/me eats ice cream tune in tomorrow for the fourth installment |
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03-29-2004, 12:55 PM
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Аdministrator
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Uh huh.
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03-29-2004, 01:08 PM
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Mx 'King of No Pants'
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Not as good as part 2 but still funny
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03-29-2004, 01:09 PM
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manbearpig.
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Great episode yet again matt.
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03-29-2004, 01:13 PM
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Another brilliant episode. Matt eating pie and the half-time show were the best |
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03-29-2004, 01:14 PM
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HORNY VIRGIN
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instant classic |
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03-29-2004, 01:15 PM
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Thru leaves,over bridges
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i liked the part where she says,that is not my omnibus
me likey. |
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03-29-2004, 01:17 PM
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MX Turd Busting Penguin
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That was the weakest part so far i thought, but it was still funny
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03-29-2004, 01:19 PM
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manbearpig.
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How many parts are there going to be altogether?
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03-29-2004, 01:21 PM
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My favourite was number 1, then this one, then the second episode. Yea, how many episodes are there gonna be?
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03-29-2004, 01:50 PM
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i dont need no damn title
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The band part at the end is the best
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03-29-2004, 02:02 PM
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f#a#(infinity)
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Great stuff. |
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03-29-2004, 02:04 PM
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ob la di, ob la da!
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great, yet again. i love these. was the thing with cods and ikikdababy an obscure religion reference, or is that just a coincidence?
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03-29-2004, 02:18 PM
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and electric bass guitar
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me:/me set everyone up for what they thought would be a good joke, and then totally just ended the scene with randomness, leaving everyone wondering whether there was actually a joke in the scene or not
eccles: harsh, but fair pendrigh: yes, I am sure that she is there. My anonymous source is very reliable. Asians hardly ever lie. Especially Han. ihadrickets: /lies those were the lines that especially made me laugh. keep em coming. |
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03-29-2004, 02:18 PM
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klik
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I don't know how Cathy will feel hearing that she gave in to Eccles...
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03-29-2004, 02:20 PM
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03-29-2004, 02:22 PM
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klik
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No, he was framing cods for the meatloaf in that one. Unless it was a double duty sperming.
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03-29-2004, 02:33 PM
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Unless that's just what he wants you to think...
*raises one eyebrow* I read the other episodes and mattk usually leads people in one direction only for the ending to be completely different from what the readers are expecting. But I'm probably wrong. |
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03-29-2004, 02:33 PM
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<3 tiny clanger
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not as good as part 2 cause i got no sex
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03-29-2004, 02:34 PM
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i dont need no damn title
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