MX Super Episode Part 1: The Meeting (boring, but it gets better tomorrow ;))

[fattymattk]

*Note: this episode will be presented in /me'o'vision. Enjoy.*

random noob:/me tries to get into the mansion

door:/me is locked

sign on door: server is busy. try again later.

noob: MX sucks now!!!

looozer: MX sucks now.

FifthAce: Rather than complain about it, why don't you just leave? Or better yet, why don't you put effort into making it a better place?

looozer: The first step to fixing a problem is figuring out what the problem is. Maybe if I tell everyone why it sucks so bad, they can think of ways to make it better.

FifthAce: People need to put more effort into their posts. They should think "is this post actually contributing something, or am I just posting it for the f[font=]u[/font]ck of it?"

looozer: yeah

fattymattk: Guys, I'd like to call an MX meeting. Everyone to the auditorium.

bruise_pristine: Are you even allowed to call meetings? You're not a mod or anything.

fattymattk: oh yeah... Eric, can you call a meeting for me?

litninfingers: sure

litninfingers:/me calls a meeting.

*30 minutes go by*

litnin:/me steps up to the podium

litnin: I've called you here because mattk has something important to bring to your attention.

JoeDaddio: If it's about the spooge he put in our donuts last week, we already figured that one out.

litnin: No, I think it's about something more important. Oh, and just so you know, I've made this meeting more dynamic by adding some php scripts to it. Enjoy.

big69: refo

fattymattk:/me walks up on stage

litnin:

<?

if($matts_laces == "tied"):
{
function untie( $matts_laces );
function wet( $matts_pants );
}

else:
function wet( $matts_pants );

endif:

echo("Matt, you're gay!!");


?>

fattymattk:/me hears "Matt, you're gay!!"

fattymattk:/me trips on shoe laces, then wets pants :'(

litnin:

fattymattk: anyway, I've called you all here because there are several important matters we must discuss.

italiczero: Zerokewl's gay!!?!?

fattymattk: No.. well, maybe... uhhh, I don't know! The cafeteria's meat loaf as been below par for several weeks now, and we need it fixed dammit!

big69: More ketchup?

fattymattk: Perhaps, but I think the problem occurs in an earlier stage of the meat loaf's production.

cods:/me whistles and tries to discreetly exit the room

fattymattk: Coddddds... get back here!

cods:/me gets back there

fattymattk: Cods, have you been masturbating in the meatloaf mixture?

cods: well...

fattymattk: Tell the truth now.

cods: well... I couldn't help it! First, you take me away from my mom, then you lock up the cow barn at night.... I need something to satisfy my needs.

fattymattk: Cods, we can't have you jizzing in the meatloaf anymore. It goes against everything this place stands for.

cods: No, it doesn't.

fattymattk: Well, it tastes f[font=]u[/font]cking awful. Stop it.

random shout from the audience: this meetign sux!!!1

random shout from the audience part two: nacho, close this.

nacho:/me isn't even there

fattymattk: So, now it's time to move on to part two of this meeting.

moderaterock: You mean it's only half over? *groan*

fattymattk: Actually, there's three parts, so it's only a third over.

mx:/me comes up on the stage

everyone:

fattymattk: mx will now continue the second part of this meeting.

mx: vote for my photo blog! [/random plug]

mx: anyway, funds have been short ever since I bought my new drumset and car, so I've been thinking of ways for mx to earn me even more money.

craigmac: what is it?

mx: well, there's a battle of the bands occurring in California one week from now, and the grand prize is $50,000. I signed up musicianforums.com to be a contestant.

crazzzyman: worst band name ever...

eggo: But mx!! We've never actually played with each other before. All we do is brag to each other about the stuff we can do. If we actually had to do that stuff, we'd surely embarrass ourselves!

mx: whatever. The point is, you must form a band, including a singer, two guitarists, a bassist, a drummer, and a keyboardist, by the end of the day, and write a song to perform at the battle of bands. And let me just add this: if you lose, you're all banned!

fentruck:/me raises hand

fentruck: IP banned?

mx: YES!

everyone:

fattymattk:/me returns to the stage

fattymattk: and now for part three of this meeting

Double Bass Jim: Lunch?

fattymattk: no! I must share with you the details of the competition eccles and I are going to have with each other.

eccles: huh?

fattymattk: we will randomly scatter 7 mx girls around the world, and the first one to have sex with 4 of them is the winner.

eccles: oh yeah.

chrisb: why do we need to know this?

fattymattk: plot development.

chrisb: oh.

blackstarday (alex): so uh.. Matt. Who will these 7 girls be?

fattymattk: nissyj, dildo girl, sam, anti kimi, bass maiden, HAB, and....

alex:/me crosses fingers

fattymattk: ...Alex.

alex: nooo :'(

fattymattk: :grin:

alex: this isn't fair

fattymattk: neither is rape, but that's not going to not happen either.

looozer: can I be your coach, Matt?

fattymattk: sure

pendrigh: can I be eccles' coach?

fattmattk/eccles: sure/no

eccles: I mean, sure.

fattymattk: so I'm sure we all have lots to do now. You are now dismissed.

everyone:/me shifts around uncomfortably

litnin: get out!

everyone:/me runs

eccles: so how are we going to scatter the girls around the world.

fattymattk: heheh... scat

eccles:/me looks at matt seriously

fattymattk:

fattymattk: we will give them each money for a plane ticket, and they are to choose their own destination to hide.

eccles: where are we getting the cash for this?

fattymattk: alex's dad agreed to donate money to our cause.

eccles: cool

fattymattk: also, we had enough cash leftover to hire cameramen to follow us around and film us.

eccles: nice


*the next day*

nissyj:/me gets on a plane to Malaysia

dildogirl:/me gets on a plane to Ontario

sam:/me gets on a plane to British Columbia

anti kimi:/me spends her plane ticket money on condoms and lube instead and hides out in eric's room

litnin: :grin:

bass maiden:/me gets on a plane to the UK

HAB:/me gets on a plane to the UK

alex:/me gets on a plane to.... Australia!!!

SPITS: Ladies and gentlemen, the race has begun. The ladies/girls/children will have a 12 hour head start, and then matt and steven will begin their chase. Let's see what their coaches have to say:

looozer: well, I have a lot of faith in Matt this season. He's been working hard at his thrusting techniques, and his finding and chasing abilities have improved 10 fold since last year.I'm a little worried about his attention span, but if he can keep that under control, I think he will win this thing for sure.

pendrigh: eccles is going to win this thing for sure. The ladies cannot resist the girth man.

SPITS: And there you have it. Stay tuned for reruns of the spooge competition, and we'll be back live in 5 and a half hours.

moderaterock: 5 and a half hours!! *groan*

*meanwhile*

eggo: order everyone, order. Settle down. Ok, now obviously I'm on lead guitar, so now I'll start taking auditions for all the other spots of the band.

litnin: I'll play keyboards

eggo: ok

whats a glove: I'll play bass

eggo: ok

plexiglass: I'll play drums

eggo: ok

double bass jim: I'll play drums

eggo: ok

litnin: I'll play rhythm guitar

eggo: ok

tom delonge: I'll sing

eggo: ok

big69: eggo, are you even listening?

eggo: ok

litnin: *sigh*

eggo: ok, here's the deal. We'll be a flamenco band. I'll play lead. Ethan, you play rhythm. Kay, you play bass. Jim, you play drums. Eric, you play keyboard. Sadisticmonkey, you can sing.

sadisticmonkey: and I can dance!

sadisticmonkey:/me dances

eggo: No, only sing. And for the fu[font=]c[/font]k of it,

plexiglass, you can drum too.

litnin: eggo, you're so gay.

eggo:

whats a glove: and obviously we're going to be a prog band. None of that flamenco sh[font=]i[/font]t

eggo: fine!

eggo's dreams:/me dies

Double Bass Jim: so what about that big line up of mxers who want to audition for the band?

DBJ:/me points to a line of 12345 mxers.

big69: who cares? It's not like the matter anyway.

director: cut, cut, CUT!!! Ethan! We've done this scene 81 times now, and you still can't get it right. "It's not like they matter"! THEY! NOT THE! THEY! Is that so hard to get right? Do you have any idea how much this scene is costing us? 12345 extras is not cheap you know. Ok, let's try it again. ACTION!

Double Bass Jim: so what about that big line up of mxers who want to audition for the band?

DBJ:/me points to a line of 12345 mxers.

big69: who cares? It's not like they matter anyway.

director: cut!! Excellent, we got it.

cameraman: uhhh, sorry but there was this hot girl and uhhh... my finger slipped, and uhhh.... I'm sorry

director: :an[font=]g[/font]ry:!!

mx:/me walks in

mx: so, do you guys have a band picked yet?

eggo: yes

mx: great

eggo: want to hear us jam?

mx: not really

mx:/me leaves

big69:/me watches


to be continued tomorrow....

edit:

[URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2884028#post2884028]click for part 2[/url]

[joshuabaines]

What The **** Was That?

[Joey Hoser]

wtf

That's too long and doesn't make enough sense...

[Suffering Dead]

Double Bass Jim: Lunch?

[maxwell_1888]

refl!!

[moderaterock222]

I thought the funniest part was calling liddo girl, dildo girl. That was pretty funny

[maxwell_1888]

Originally Posted by joshuabaines

What The **** Was That?

*stabs joshuabaines*

[The Stig]

Nice work, Matt...starts complaints of not being in it...

[VoodooChild]

It would of been better if I was in it. Meh.

I think matt will win. What's gona be the trophy. The 3 other girls. MMmmmmmm. Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Suffering Dead]

Originally Posted by Joey Hoser

wtf

That's too long and doesn't make enough sense...

reflpretzel

Read the whole thing, it's about Battle of the Bands.

And it's da.mn funny

[The NPC]

Just like all the others...utter poop.

Me likey.



Mucho.

[Maggies_Farmer]

yes. people are making an effort still to come up with inventive posts. rock it.

[~Desiderata~]

It's funny how many people don't know about the Episodes.

"omg, wtf that didn't make sense??!?!!"


Nice job Fattymattk

[pendrightheloved1]

Eccles does have the girth:-*

[BagBoy]

Bravo my child of teh wind

[myiaa]

That was so funny! I love MX coming and plugging his photoblog, Eric's php... brilliant. Can't wait for tommorow's!

good job.

[joshmay]

beautiful. not your best, but that'll do, pig, that'll do.

[Esp Griffyn]

It was...er...different...

[crazyman]

Originally Posted by Joey Hoser

That's too long and doesn't make enough sense...

it doesn't have to make sense as long as its funny...stupid

good work matt like always