Real things that actually happened in MX history (APPROVED BY LR!)

FifthAce · 03-26-2004, 10:00 PM

Do you have any "real" MX moments that "actually happened" and "aren't lies" that you would like to share with the rest of this fantastic internet community? If so, then this is the thread for you, mister!

Here are a few that I have blatantly stolen:

Originally Posted by FifthAce
Remember that time that AlanParsons45 drove his principal's car into a ditch and got it fixed before he ever found out? What a card!

Originally Posted by Humor99 III
Remember that time when Inside Me made a thread and it WASN'T about herself?

(Sam :-*)

Originally Posted by FifthAce
Oh, oh, or that time that No_Fear465 was arguing with his sister about where to go eat for supper and then accidentally strangled her to death and we all pitched in to dispose of the body?

Originally Posted by Humor99 III
And then there was the time DLR played Eruption perfectly and made it flow right into ETB after only 2 minutes of practice!

Originally Posted by Humor99 III
You remember GodCharLotE33422 and how he tried to stick a Necco Wafer into a coke machine to steal soda? Then it got jammed and the machine caught fire! I paid part of his bail, I'll admit it right now.

Originally Posted by FifthAce
Oh jeez I almost forgot way back when everyone was wondering if Jon Stewart posted here and then he said "comedy gold" on his show and we were all like

Originally Posted by David_Lee_Roth_2
remember that time croniun convinced everyone on the forum that santa claus was real? ho ho ... I have to admit, I got served that day.....

Originally Posted by Humor99 III
Remember that time when we found out that Funky's hat wasn't real? There were a lot of tears that night. :'(

Originally Posted by FifthAce
Oh snap remember when I had that modeling gig, but I couldn't find my mascara and I didn't have a ride and so I posted a thread about it and Zerokewl came and picked me up in his van and we cruised around solving mysteries?

Originally Posted by Humor99 III
I remember that one time ChrisACE3212 claimed that he "drove the bus." Needless to say, big69 was all up in a huffy and demanding that he admit his lies.

Thus started the great "DRIVE THE BUS" tour of '03.

Now it is your turn, friends!

(PS: I am remaking this thread, so the quotes don't work any longer because I'm too lazy to bother with the tags. If you do not understand the premise - the idea is simply to create or make up a funny "memory" about MX. I found that stealing ideas from old TV shows and replacing the characters with made up or real MXers worked quite well. Thanks LR!)

Humor99 · 03-26-2004, 10:01 PM

Remember when ITalkLikeU came on and posted a thread that only said "Durrrrrrrr durrrr dur durrrr durrrrr, dur dur durrrrrr?" and everyone kept quoting him? Nobody knew what it meant, until somebody finally explained that he had been in Antarctica for like 2 years, and was still dethawing and what he meant was "Hey guys I've been out for a while, what did I miss?" Needless to say, we all felt a little sheepish from that fiasco!

FifthAce · 03-26-2004, 10:04 PM

Remember the time that Austin316 posted about how much he loved wrestling, and said that his favourite wrestler was Hulk Hogan? We called him "Mr. Hulkamaniac" until it drove him insane and he ended up resorting to cannibalism! What a crazy character!

Humor99 · 03-26-2004, 10:08 PM

How bout when TerminateYourMom sold all his CDs for a pair of socks? That was really ballsy, considering that was the only article of clothing he owned.

RNR · 03-26-2004, 10:10 PM

Ok so me and J6g back in the day were siting around talking and all of a sudden Zero closed our perfectly good thread

FifthAce · 03-26-2004, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rock not roll

Ok so me and J6g back in the day were siting around talking and all of a sudden Zero closed our perfectly good thread

Hey this thread is about positive memories, man! Think positive.

Remember when I had that thread about thinking positive? Everyone was so happy

VoodooChild · 03-26-2004, 10:11 PM

I remember when there was this old, sick, twisted, pedophile posting on MX. His name was Jarviss. He was one crazy SOB. Always tried to be hip and cool, be one of us. Everybody liked him. Sadly, he had to leave to fucus on his real life with his wife, and the taxes, and the pedophiling, and the what not. He was a good guy. *sigh*

Jadeb · 03-26-2004, 10:20 PM

Remember that time the mods were fighting over the memories thread, then they all looked at each other and started laughing? Good times.

FifthAce · 03-26-2004, 10:22 PM

Remember that time DramaKing45 claimed he had made a time machine, but no one believed him so we made fun of him but then he actually showed us the time machine and we were like

So we all got in - I recall that Litnin was sitting on my lap and Eccles was sitting a little too snugly behind me - and zapped ourselves back to the early part of the century and killed baby Hitler. Little did we know what consequences that would have, eh!?

thetippler · 03-26-2004, 10:23 PM

I remember that one time Fentruck saved a girl from a whale, and then had sex with the whale...
But that's it

Scythe404 · 03-26-2004, 10:27 PM

I remember when blinksize10 posted a thread about how much he loved bush and half an hour later there were 3 pages of solid reubttal arguments. Never have i seen such a thorough reaming of one user so quickly so much in one thread.

Humor99 · 03-26-2004, 10:28 PM

Oh man, remember that guy TexasChainSawHedges? He used to do those crazy little designs in the hedges. Well, one day he posted some of those. MAN! Those things were awesome...until we realized some of them looked like MXers. Actually, a lot of them did. Then it was just creepy.

FifthAce · 03-26-2004, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thetippler

I remember that one time Fentruck saved a girl from a whale, and then had sex with the whale...
But that's it

That seems like a slightly revamped version of my whale escapades.

Tangerine · 03-26-2004, 10:49 PM

Yeah why does Fentruck get credit now for the whale story?

The NPC · 03-26-2004, 10:52 PM

Because Vandaan pooped and left you out. Sowwy.

Knifeboy · 03-26-2004, 10:55 PM

Remember that time when the pope came on to mx and was all

And someone accidently killed him with a flame.. We laaaughed, and we laughed

FifthAce · 03-26-2004, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knifeboy

Remember that time when the pope came on to mx and was all

And someone accidently killed him with a flame.. We laaaughed, and we laughed

Oh, that pope! Always dying everywhere! What a card!

Scythe404 · 03-26-2004, 11:00 PM

I love his popemobile. There's faith in action.

FifthAce · 03-26-2004, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scythe404

I love his popemobile. There's faith in action.

I'm not sure there's that much faith involved - there's bulletproof glass surrounding the old dude.

Maveryck · 03-26-2004, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FifthAce

I'm not sure there's that much faith involved - there's bulletproof glass surrounding the old dude.

If he's putting his faith in the bulletproof glass, does that make the workers at the bulletproof glass factory God?

03-26-2004, 10:00 PM	#1
FifthAce :cool: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,035	Real things that actually happened in MX history (mod approved) Do you have any "real" MX moments that "actually happened" and "aren't lies" that you would like to share with the rest of this fantastic internet community? If so, then this is the thread for you, mister! Here are a few that I have blatantly stolen: Originally Posted by FifthAce Remember that time that AlanParsons45 drove his principal's car into a ditch and got it fixed before he ever found out? What a card! Originally Posted by Humor99 III Remember that time when Inside Me made a thread and it WASN'T about herself? (Sam :-*) Originally Posted by FifthAce Oh, oh, or that time that No_Fear465 was arguing with his sister about where to go eat for supper and then accidentally strangled her to death and we all pitched in to dispose of the body? Originally Posted by Humor99 III And then there was the time DLR played Eruption perfectly and made it flow right into ETB after only 2 minutes of practice! Originally Posted by Humor99 III You remember GodCharLotE33422 and how he tried to stick a Necco Wafer into a coke machine to steal soda? Then it got jammed and the machine caught fire! I paid part of his bail, I'll admit it right now. Originally Posted by FifthAce Oh jeez I almost forgot way back when everyone was wondering if Jon Stewart posted here and then he said "comedy gold" on his show and we were all like Originally Posted by David_Lee_Roth_2 remember that time croniun convinced everyone on the forum that santa claus was real? ho ho ... I have to admit, I got served that day..... Originally Posted by Humor99 III Remember that time when we found out that Funky's hat wasn't real? There were a lot of tears that night. :'( Originally Posted by FifthAce Oh snap remember when I had that modeling gig, but I couldn't find my mascara and I didn't have a ride and so I posted a thread about it and Zerokewl came and picked me up in his van and we cruised around solving mysteries? Originally Posted by Humor99 III I remember that one time ChrisACE3212 claimed that he "drove the bus." Needless to say, big69 was all up in a huffy and demanding that he admit his lies. Thus started the great "DRIVE THE BUS" tour of '03. Now it is your turn, friends! (PS: I am remaking this thread, so the quotes don't work any longer because I'm too lazy to bother with the tags. If you do not understand the premise - the idea is simply to create or make up a funny "memory" about MX. I found that stealing ideas from old TV shows and replacing the characters with made up or real MXers worked quite well. Thanks LR!)

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03-26-2004, 10:01 PM	#2
Humor99 Scourge of MX Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,250	Remember when ITalkLikeU came on and posted a thread that only said "Durrrrrrrr durrrr dur durrrr durrrrr, dur dur durrrrrr?" and everyone kept quoting him? Nobody knew what it meant, until somebody finally explained that he had been in Antarctica for like 2 years, and was still dethawing and what he meant was "Hey guys I've been out for a while, what did I miss?" Needless to say, we all felt a little sheepish from that fiasco!

03-26-2004, 10:04 PM	#3
FifthAce :cool: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,035	Remember the time that Austin316 posted about how much he loved wrestling, and said that his favourite wrestler was Hulk Hogan? We called him "Mr. Hulkamaniac" until it drove him insane and he ended up resorting to cannibalism! What a crazy character!

03-26-2004, 10:08 PM	#4
Humor99 Scourge of MX Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,250	How bout when TerminateYourMom sold all his CDs for a pair of socks? That was really ballsy, considering that was the only article of clothing he owned.

03-26-2004, 10:10 PM	#5
RNR Stabbing tha raccoons Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 19,168	Ok so me and J6g back in the day were siting around talking and all of a sudden Zero closed our perfectly good thread

03-26-2004, 10:11 PM	#7
VoodooChild Coventry: Last Pharewell Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 752	I remember when there was this old, sick, twisted, pedophile posting on MX. His name was Jarviss. He was one crazy SOB. Always tried to be hip and cool, be one of us. Everybody liked him. Sadly, he had to leave to fucus on his real life with his wife, and the taxes, and the pedophiling, and the what not. He was a good guy. sigh

03-26-2004, 10:20 PM	#8
Jadeb I prefer not to Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 635	Remember that time the mods were fighting over the memories thread, then they all looked at each other and started laughing? Good times.

03-26-2004, 10:22 PM	#9
FifthAce :cool: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 7,035	Remember that time DramaKing45 claimed he had made a time machine, but no one believed him so we made fun of him but then he actually showed us the time machine and we were like So we all got in - I recall that Litnin was sitting on my lap and Eccles was sitting a little too snugly behind me - and zapped ourselves back to the early part of the century and killed baby Hitler. Little did we know what consequences that would have, eh!?

03-26-2004, 10:23 PM	#10
thetippler MX Drunkard Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 889	I remember that one time Fentruck saved a girl from a whale, and then had sex with the whale... But that's it

03-26-2004, 10:27 PM	#11
Scythe404 Quoniam Inveni Serenity Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Edmontonia Posts: 6,781	I remember when blinksize10 posted a thread about how much he loved bush and half an hour later there were 3 pages of solid reubttal arguments. Never have i seen such a thorough reaming of one user so quickly so much in one thread.

03-26-2004, 10:28 PM	#12
Humor99 Scourge of MX Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,250	Oh man, remember that guy TexasChainSawHedges? He used to do those crazy little designs in the hedges. Well, one day he posted some of those. MAN! Those things were awesome...until we realized some of them looked like MXers. Actually, a lot of them did. Then it was just creepy.

03-26-2004, 10:49 PM	#14
Tangerine Oh Snap!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Yeah, it's really an orange. Shut up. Posts: 952	Yeah why does Fentruck get credit now for the whale story?

03-26-2004, 10:52 PM	#15
The NPC Custom User Title Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 17,929	Because Vandaan pooped and left you out. Sowwy.

03-26-2004, 10:55 PM	#16
Knifeboy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 13,431	Remember that time when the pope came on to mx and was all And someone accidently killed him with a flame.. We laaaughed, and we laughed

03-26-2004, 11:00 PM	#18
Scythe404 Quoniam Inveni Serenity Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Edmontonia Posts: 6,781	I love his popemobile. There's faith in action.