MX Super Episode part 4: Worth A Shot

[fattymattk]

make sure you've read [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166565] part 1[/url], [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166765] part 2[/url] and [URL=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=167006]part 3[/url] before you read this one

fattymattk: ok, I have the entire world to search for mx girls. Where should I start?

a frog: why are you asking me?

fattymattk: well, what are you doing at the airport?

a frog: do you have any idea how long it takes to hop from Canada to Florida?

fattymattk: no, I don't. How long?

a frog: 14345345 hours. That's why I'm flying.

fattymattk: you should pay a bird to pick you up and fly you down there. It'd probably be cheaper. You could pay it in worms or something. heh heh

a frog: that wasn't funny at all

fattymattk: yeah, well..... f[font=]u[/font]ck you

a frog: go to Malaysia

fattymattk: what?

a frog: you asked me where you wanted to go to begin your search. I think you should start in Malaysia.

fattymattk: why?

a frog: most people don't know this, but frogs have a 6th sense, in a way. I can't really explain it. Just go to Malaysia.

fattymattk: if you're wrong, can I eat your legs?

a frog: no

fattymattk: well, can I have butt sex with you then?

a frog: no!

fattymattk: well, fine then

a frog: did you know that Kermit is my cousin?

fattymattk: really?

a frog: yeah, our family reunions are fun.

fattymattk: interesting

a frog: yeah, sometimes we think so-

fattymattk: ok, yeah, I think we're going to end this here.

*meanwhile*

eccles:/me arrives at the mx mansion

eccles: ok, now where was eric's room again? I forget.

litnin: go down this hall, take a left, and it's the third door on your right

eccles: thanks.

eccles:/me walks to room, stripping clothes off along the way

funkypyro: hey eccles, how's it going?

eccles: .... pretty good

funkypyro: yeah, cool. So, uhh, how about that pit?

eccles: yeah, how 'bout it?

funkypyro: whatchu up to?

eccles: not much

funkypyro: yeah, I'm just chi- OH MY GOD YOU'RE NAKED!

eccles: yeah /me walks into eric's room

funkypyro:

anti kimi:/me is sitting in a chair, facing away from the door

anti kimi: I've been expecting you, babe. I've given a lot of thought to it, and I overreacted earlier. Let's try it up the butt. It'll be fun

eccles: :grin:

anti kimi: so what do you say?

anti kimi:/me turns around

anti kimi: you're not eric!

eccles: too late! /me bones

SPITS:/me crawls out of the garbage can

SPITS: I can't believe it folks. Eccles has taken the lead again. What an exciting race this is! With only two girls remaining, eccles has to nail but one of them, and he'll be the winner.

*meanwhile*

cods: do you think we should knock?

ikik: nah /me busts down door

zerokewl:/me is lying naked on the floor

cods: is he dead?

ikik: have you ever seen a dead man have that kind of control over his wrists?

zerokewl: oh god

zerokewl:/me spooges all over himself

ikik: hand it over!

zerokewl: well.. ok, but it's kind of dirty

ikik: no, not your dildo! I want the lost babylon 5 episode

zerokewl: what are you talking about?

ikik: we know you have it

cods: yeah!

zerokewl: I swear I don't

ikik: cods, I warned you that it might have to come to this. Are you ready?

cods:/me puts on rubber gloves, then, after further contemplation, takes them back off

cods: yes

ikik: ok, I'll hold him down

*fade to black as zerokewl screams at them to stop*



































































10 minutes later:

cods: I'm glad he finally shut up

ikik: me too

cods:/me hands a toothbrush to ikik

ikik:/me inspects it, then throws it away

cods:/me hands a 12 inch ruler to ikik

ikik:/me inspects it, then throws it away

cods:/me repeats with a beer bottle, a bass guitar, an EZ bake oven, a bible, a brush, and a broom

ikik:/me inspects it all

ikik: sigh, it looks like it's not here

cods:/me walks out of zerokewl's closet

cods: maybe it's in his butt

ikik: that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

*meanwhile*

mx:/me enters room

mx: how are things going, guys?

the band: good

mx: are you ready for the big day tomorrow?

double bass jim: yeah, fat nasty sandwich day in the cafeteria is my favourite.

mx: I was talking about the battle of the bands in California.

double bass jim: oh

litnin: yeah, we're ready, but we could use some more ice cream

mx: I just gave you guys a whole-

big69: MORE. ICE CREAM.

mx: guys, money is starting to get tight and-

whats a glove: MORE. ICE CREAM.

mx: you've already spent half the prize money on-

plexiglass: MORE. ICE CREAM.

mx: fine! Holy fu[font=]c[/font]king sh[font=]i[/font]t! I'll get you some more ice cream!

sadistic monkey: HUR. RY.

mx:/me hurries

*meanwhile*

fattymattk:/me arrives in Malaysia and gets off plane

fattymattk:/me looks around and sees a girl holding a sign that reads "fattymattk"

fattymattk: what the spooge?

girl:/me continues holding the sign

fattymattk:/me walks up to her

girl: are you fattymattk?

fattymattk: how old are you?

girl: 14

fattymattk: nice. Where do you live?

girl: Malaysia.

fattymattk: nice. Got any pics?

girl: no, my camera is broken or something.

fattymattk: oh

girl: so, have you come to see nissy j?

fattymattk: oh yeah

girl: well, she told me that you would be coming, and had me come to pick you up. Come, get in my car.

fattymattk: what's the legal driving age in Malaysia?

girl: that's not important.

fattymattk: meh, you're the boss

tonydanza: no, I am

fattymattk: what are you doing here?

tonydanza: ... gotta go /me vanishes in a cloud of spaghetti.

fattymattk: are you hungry?

girl: I'm not eating that

fattymattk: sweet, more for me

girl: hurry, there's not much time to spare!

fattymattk:/me starts eating faster

girl:/tugs on fattymattk's arm

girl: come on, we have to go. Time is running out!

fattymattk: huh?

girl: I'll explain on the way

fattymattk: /me follows while slurping up a spaghetti noodle which flicks up and whips him in the eye

*meanwhile*

pendrigh: alright, eccles, you're doing really good. All you have to do now is bone nissy j or alex, and you are teh winner.

eccles: I don't think I can go on

pendrigh: why not?

eccles: look..

eccles:/me pulls down pants

pendrigh:

eccles: I think I'll have to forfeit

pendrigh: but... but.... you can't. You have to win. So many people are counting on you. You can't let them down.

eccles: pendrigh.... I have genital warts.. it's over

pendrigh: it's not over yet, I have an idea!!

pendrigh:/me runs out the door

eccles:/me pulls up pants and follows

*meanwhile*

cods: so, where to next?

ikikdababy: the room next to zerokewl's. We have to do this logically, to make sure we cover the entire earth as efficiently as possible.

cods: should we split up so we can cover more ground?

ikik: and take you off your leash? I think not.

camera:/me zooms out and cods is on a leash

cods: ok

ikik: say it like I told you to

cods: ro ray

ikikdababy: good, now let's go.

ikik:/me knocks on door

pimpdaddykabz: who's there?

ikik: ikikdababy and cods

pimpdaddykabz: what do you want?

ikik: I want to know if you've seen the lost episode of babylon 5

pimpdaddykabz: nope

ikik: do you mind if we search your room?

pimpdaddykabz: do you have a warrant?

ikik: I'm a mod, I don't need one.

pimpdaddykabz: fine, but make it quick

ikikdababy:/me looks in pimpdaddykabz' fridge

ikikdababy: yay! I found it! Our world wide square inch by square inch search has been ended sooner than expected!

cods: does that mean I can take this leash off now?

ikikdababy: cods, what did I tell you?

cods: roes rat rean ri ran rake ris reash roff row?*

ikikdababy: not until you stop humping kabz' leg

cods: ro ray...

several moments: /me pass

ikikdababy: cods?

cods: rone recond......... rahhhhhhhhh

pimpdaddykabz: oh god, I'm never going to get that stain out

*meanwhile*

fattymattk: so, why are we in such a hurry?

girl: I'm missing Survivor.

fattymattk: oh

fattymattk: what's your name?

girl: Jizzmaster

fattymattk: nice.. I mean, what?!

Jizzmaster: don't you like my name? In Malaysia, "jizzmaster" means beautiful girl.

fattymattk: really?

Jizzmaster: nah, I just have fu[font=]c[/font]ked up parents.

fattymattk: can I jizz on your-

Jizzmaster: no

fattymattk: well, it was worth a shot

fattymattk: lmao, get it?

Jizzmaster:/me pushes the accelerator down more

*meanwhile*

eccles: are you going to tell me your idea?

pendrigh: no

[pendrightheloved1]

awesome

[Theleftside2]

X 39483984398439893843


I'm guessing it's not done yet.

[Raiven]

It started off sucky v sucky but gradually improved but your still missing me.....

[Kif]

Not as good as the previous episodes, but funny none the less. Especially the camera zooming out on cods' leash

[Volkert314]

***stands in front of Fattymike hoping to make it into The MX episodes***


Come on, I know you can see me

[Kif]

***stands in front of Volkert314 hoping to make it into the MX Episodes first***

Hehe

[Volkert314]

Originally Posted by cky2kendall_the_third

***stands in front of Volkert314 hoping to make it into the MX Episodes first***

Hehe

***from behind CKY***

***muttering***chump




***screams over CKY*** GOOD EPISODE!!!

[Ramsey]

best one so far

[Eccles]

Hilarious. Still like the second one the best, but I'm sure you'll come up with some appendix burstin' hilarity.

[Hababi]

My part is freaky

[Eccles]

Originally Posted by zerokewl999999

My part is freaky

Maybe you were typecast

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

Nicee

[chumpradio]

Great episode.

[Hababi]

Originally Posted by steveneccles

Maybe you were typecast

....

[Drummer300btx]

SPITS:/me crawls out of the garbage can


cods: should we split up so we can cover more ground?

ikik: and take you off your leash? I think not.


cods: rone recond......... rahhhhhhhhh

pimpdaddykabz: oh god, I'm never going to get that stain out




eccles: are you going to tell me your idea?

pendrigh: no





those were my favorite funnies.

[Pete]

I demand a bigger role in the next string of episodes.

[Theleftside2]

I have yet to be in an MX Episode.


Still I must say they're very humorous.

[pendrightheloved1]

Originally Posted by mattk

anti kimi:/me is sitting in a chair, facing away from the door

anti kimi: I've been expecting you, babe. I've given a lot of thought to it, and I overreacted earlier. Let's try it up the butt. It'll be fun

eccles: :grin:

anti kimi: so what do you say?

anti kimi:/me turns around

anti kimi: you're not eric!

Best part

-alex


I'm waiting for your creative last epsode (not really ) (l)